Thursday, June 16, 2011

What the fuck is this? Sidang Kemuncak Penulis Blog dan Media Sosial Sedunia 2011

Guys! Read about this.

Now, any other bloggers who knew about this fucking event and went to it? And how many of you guys out there who actually got the invitation to go to the Top Council of the so-called World Blog Writers and Social Media 2011 at Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC) yesterday.

It was only reported in Utusan Malaysia today and I don't think that there is any promotion about it for the bloggers to go there. I tried to find out any reports about it in other English newspapers, but so far none had been written about it.

If the local English dallies are not even aware about it, so what's so special about that fucking event? Even Berita Harian does not mention anything about it.

So, who got invited? What was the event all about? Any why nobody tells us about it? What's so world or wow about it when we don't know about it?

So, come on! Tell us if you were invited and you went to the event. What is it all about? Why is it so hushed up?

Maybe because me and the others who are not invited to it are a nobody so we just have to grin at those who got invited!!!

By the way, who got invited to it? Raise your hands or just write in the comment box. What's so special about you that make you got the invitation?

Give us a tip or two so that we will get the invitation to the 2nd event next year.

Could it be only that insiders who are involved directly with the event will get first hand knowledge about the event but will keep it so secret that we might think, or is it one CIA conference for the local CIA agents?

Spies from all over the world gathered for the 1st ever spy gathering in Malaysia.

I like to give my conspiracy theory point of view since Al Juburi introduced the statement that he had been conspired against.

Obama has more dignity than pandikutty

Anyone who wants to be a politician, has to be just as thick-skinned as pandikutty. Only that way, you will be a successful politician. That is one of the good traits of pandikutty.

Even after he had been exposed as a sex-crazed maniac who will fuck both men and women, he stilll do not budge and will not resign.

Even after he had been an ex-convict, jailed for sodomy for sodomising his wife's driver, now in another trial for a new sodomy case for sodomising his former assistant, exposed for soliciting a hooker, he still holds his ground. Bravo! That is a truly remarkable character.

Obama could not even beat him. This is because Obama have more dignity and honour than this Al Juburi character.

In The Sun dated 15th June 2011, Obama, the United States President commented on the latest sex scandal involving Congressman Anthony Weiner.

Obama, in his own words said that he would resign if he were in Weiner's shoes.

Congressman Anthony Weiner from the Democratic Party, had been caught red-handed over the sending of lewd photos to women in online exchanges.

Weiner could not even stand the pressure after lying about his x-rated internet liaisons for days.

The lying motherfucker gave the excuse of hackers infiltrating his Twitter account. Yadaa! Yadaa! Yadaa! Yes I believe you as I believe any other lying assholes!!!!

The scumbag then called for a nationally televised press conference last Monday and made a tearful admission. I am sure this fella is gay as only gays have the nerve to tear up in public. Where's your macho man?

All the other politicians embroilled in sex-scandals should really contact Pandykutty a.s.a.po learn from him how to be just as thick-skinned and lie successfully so that people will believe him to the extend of holding an illegal demo shouting out "Reformasi" which are now quite 'basi' to defend him. Yes! We are willing to go to jail so long as Al Juburi is free... Long live Al Juburi!

Pandykutty should be a major figure who charges exorbitant fees to other politicians on how to lie successfully like him. If he is successful in lying, he can certainly teach others a tip or two. Pakatan Rakyat should not ask for their poor followers to donate to them who are much richer to fund for their general election campaign. Surely the poor should not give to the rich??? It should be the other way round.

Instead, Pandykutty can be the sole provider to contribute to the fund by holding seminars to other politicians who had been exposed in sex-scandals. Surely those politicians wants to save their careers and their power. They really could benefit from his experience as an unabashed gay and a successful liar.

If that still does not work, Al Jub should submit a working paper to Mossad or CIA on how to create chaos in Malaysia by just giving him, let's say a sum of USD 1 billion to sponsor him in the upcoming Malaysian general election. Then the money can be used by Al Juburi to go to hookers, RM2000 per night that is!

When you are unwise you will trust even pigs that fly

There is no such thing as a free lunch. Therefore, I cannot believe how dumb people can be when they hear about getting freebies. Trust no one but yourself.

We had read reports about people being conned into becoming drug mules, paying up to a certain party to get a so-called expensive gift from an overseas pen pal, local girls getting conned by Lombok guys to run away to Indon only to live like slaves there and other types of sms or e mail scams.

The Oriental Daily News reported that a phone scam had left a 44-year-old marketing representative RM83,000 poorer. This was reported in The Sun dated 15th June 2011.

The imbecile received a phone call purportedly from a Hong Kong company. It seems that he had won a free trip to New Zealand and Australia worth RM93,000 early this month.

Due to health reasons, he turned down the offer. The caller continued to bull shit him by saying that he could cash the winning prize, if he credited RM6,620 as "tax" into an account given by the caller who said that it was a standard procedure.

He was later persuaded into paying another RM8,935 to become a member of the company to qualify for a diamond gift.

The stupid fool then received a "pleasant surprise" four days later when he was informed that he had received RM3.5 million as a member of the company.

However, he had to put back 1.5% of the money as processing fee to receive the windfall. The caller had been gracious enough to allow him to pay in installments as the imbecile had already run out of money.

In total, he had credited an enormous sum of RM83,135 into the caller's account.

He only realised that he had been conned when he did not get the money promised as the caller cited the reason that his account was inactive so the company could not credit the monies.

Actually, the question is who is the company? Is it CIA? Is it a gangster group where its members are conning the public by using these types of methods nowadays?

Money lost is money gone. Just say bye bye to that RM83,135 that you had worked so hard to save up.

There are other scams such as the scratch and win card or even by the maid agencies who conspired with Indon maids to rob the employer and run away with the loot.

Now, before you believe such crap, you should definitely wait for the RM3.5 million to be deposited into your account first, instead of rushing to the bank to pay 1.5% of the money so-called won by you.

For those who had to pay to a so-called customs to receive gifts or presents from overseas, ask yourself, if your family sent you gifts via mail, had you ever had to pay to a third party to get the gift???

So, don't be a moron who falls for scams. If you want to be that stupid, just give me the money because you will get nothing in return too if you give me your money.

I can assure you that at least I will donate 10% of what you had given me for free, to charity. Any takers?